A WEEK IN THE GYM

 

For my 40th birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.  Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college football team 25 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

Called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swimwear. My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started!    The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress

Monday:

Started my day at 6 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me.

She is something of a Greek goddess, with blonde hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile.

Woo hoo!

Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. She took my pulse after five minutes on the treadmill. She was alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but I attributed it to standing next to her in her Lycra outfit. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today.

Very inspiring. Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to be a fantastic week!!

Tuesday:

I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.

Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air, and then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda’s rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel great! It’s a whole new life for me.

 

Wednesday:

The only way I can brush my teeth is by lying on the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals.

Driving was okay as long as I didn’t try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a Geo in the club parking lot.

Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is very annoying.

My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators?

Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other stuff too.

Thursday:

Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn’t help being a half an hour late; it took me that long to tie my shoes.

Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she wasn’t looking, I ran and hid in the men’s room. She sent Lars to find me, then, as punishment, put me on the rowing machine — which I sank.

 

Friday:

I hate that ***** Belinda more that any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic little cheerleader. If there were a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it.

Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don’t have any triceps! And if you don’t want dents in the floor, don’t hand me the *&%#@? barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. (Which I am sure you learned in the sadist school you attended and graduated magna *** laude from.) The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn’t it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?


Saturday:

Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching 11 straight hours of the Weather Channel.

 

Sunday:

I’m having the church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank God that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my wife (the *****), will choose a gift for me that is fun — like a root canal or a vasectomy.

 

 

JUNE NEWSLETTER 2013

 BEAT THE HEAT !!

Photo: Sadie Mintz

 The summer heat is just starting to set in. Many of us live for these warm, beautiful months, but you have to keep in mind several things to get the most out of your days and stay healthy!

 What are the risks of Heat or simply when one is lazing in the sun or exercising for too long.

 Symptoms of heat-related illnesses to be aware of:

Heat cramp symptoms: Severe, sometimes disabling, cramps that typically begin suddenly in the hands, calves, or feet, and hard, tense muscles.

Heat exhaustion symptoms: Fatigue, nausea, headaches, excessive thirst, muscle aches and cramps, weakness, confusion or anxiety, drenching sweats, often accompanied by cold, clammy skin, and slowed or weakened heartbeat. Heat exhaustion requires immediate attention but is not usually life-threatening.

Heat stroke symptoms: Nausea and vomiting, headache, dizziness or vertigo, fatigue, hot and flushed, dry skin, rapid heart rate, and decreased sweating, and increased body temperature (104 to 106 degrees). Heat stroke can occur suddenly. If a person is experiencing symptoms of heat exhaustion or heat stroke, obtain medical attention immediately. Any delay could be fatal

 Summer Fun starts here!

 Ultimate Frisbee

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Advantages: Great non-contact sport. Burn calories and stay fit while having fun with others. It allows you to use some of your competitive juices and also offers the added benefit of meeting new people. Calorie Burning Potential: 360 calories in 30 minutes

 Cycling

 

Advantages: All you need is a bike. You can cycle most anywhere. It is an appropriate activity for beginners and you can continually advance with your workout. It’s a low impact workout. Calorie Burning Potential: 380 calories in 30 minutes

 Water Skiing

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Advantages: Enjoy lake fun while also burning a lot of calories, and building upper and lower body strength. Calorie Burning Potential: 270 calories in 30 minutes

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 Tips for Gilling!

♥ Choose a great marinade- the result will be a very tender and tasty meat dish! Use 1-2 cups of marinade for 1.5-2 pound of food

♥ For charcoal grilling, stack into a pyramid for lighting and make sure there is enough briquettes to cover area of all the food

♥ Carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide are given off during combustion, so never BBQ inside!

♥ When roasting or grilling with a BBQ pit closed, open a can of beer and place beer over hottest part of fire. The beer will boil and super saturate the air inside the pit with water vapor beer flavors and alcohol.Add tomato and /or sugar based BBQ sauce at the end of grilling

 Lastly….Enjoy your feast outside and relax!

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The difference between organic and nonorganic Tomatoes…

Tomato on a vine

Organic ketchup delivers three times the cancer-fighting carotenoid, lycopene, as non-organic brands.

Lycopene has been shown to help protect against prostate, breast, pancreatic and intestinal cancers. Purple, green and red varieties of ketchup all deliver similar amounts of lycopene (although dark red ketchup contained slightly more), but a major difference has been discovered between organic and non-organic brands: organic ketchups far surpass non-organic brands.

One organic brand delivered 183 micrograms of lycopene per gram of ketchup versus non-organic brands average 100 micrograms per gram. Sometimes it pays to go organic!

RECIPE OF THE MONTH

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 “Hot” Grilled Trout

 Ingredients:

1/4 cup lemon juice,

2 T margarine (melted),

2 T vegetable oil,

2 T chopped parsley,

2 T sesame seeds,

1 T Tabasco hot sauce,

1/2 tsp ground ginger,

1/2 tsp salt,

4 brook trout 1 pound each.

Instructions:

In dish, combine lemon juice, margarine, oil, parsley, sesame seeds, TABASCO sauce, ginger and salt; mix well. Pierce skin of fish in several places with fork. Roll fish in juice mixture, coat inside and out. Cover. Refrigerate 30 minutes to 1 hour, turn occasionally. Remove fish from

marinade; reserve marinade. Place fish in hand-held hinged grill; brush fish with reserved marinade. Cook about 4 inch from hot coals 5 minutes. Turn; brush with marinade, cook 5 minutes longer.

Fish is done when it flakes easily with fork.

If desired, serve with additional TABASCO sauce.

 Quick Grilled Trout. Photo by Derf

 

MAY 2013 NEWSLETTER

FIVE A DAY IN MAY

Five a day in May, not just a brilliant line of poetry, but more of a challenge!

I challenge you to set a goal for this month to eat 5 servings of fruit and vegetables every day in May! It is not that difficult to do when you use some creativity and slowly start adding them to every meal. We must allow time to habituate to new habits and then it is easy enough to turn them into a life style. Five a day offers a rainbow of colour, colour represents nutrients in food, and when these nutrients are generated from well hydrated sources, such as fruits and vegetables, they are also not caloric dense. In other words, more bang for your buck.

Nutrition of fruits and veggies:

 

Here’s a guide to help you get 5 a day.

I dare you to try something new:

Vitamin A

• Orange vegetables: carrots, sweet potatoes, pumpkin

• Dark-green leafy vegetables: spinach, collards, turnip greens

• Orange fruits: mango, cantaloupe, apricots

 

Vitamin C

• Citrus fruits and juices, kiwi fruit, strawberries, cantaloupe

• Broccoli, peppers, tomatoes, cabbage, potatoes

• Leafy greens: romaine lettuce, turnip greens, spinach

 

Folate

• Cooked dry beans and peas, peanuts

• Oranges, orange juice

• Dark-green leafy vegetables: spinach and mustard greens, romaine lettuce

• Green peas

Potassium

• Baked white or sweet potato, cooked greens, winter squash

• Bananas, plantains, dried fruits: apricots and prunes,

• Cooked dry beans and lentils

MAKING A HEALTHY HABIT!

Research determines that it takes only 3 weeks to learn a new life time habit.

Repetition, such as doing it every day, is the key to engrain the new healthy habit into your daily routine. Here’s how…

♥ Give yourself a goal that sounds positive rather than negative.

♥ Visualize yourself successful and happy. See yourself doing things you have long desired to do, but couldn’t because of your old, bad habit.

♥ Reward yourself every time you successfully follow through with your new habit. Your brain will respond to the positive “strokes” and want more, making it easier to follow through.

♥ Make plans for tough times. By looking ahead and being aware of possible obstacles, you can plan ways to overcome them and stick with your new habit.

Remember, increasing your fruits and veggies have been shown to provide numerous health benefits and play a role in protecting against cancer!

 

EXERCISE CORNER

I often get asked this question:

Which will I get the most benefit out of : Aerobic or Anaerobic exercise?

So here is a brief synopsis of the difference.

♥ Aerobic exercise is any activity that uses large muscle groups, can be maintained continuously, and is rhythmic in nature.

Aerobic activities: running, dancing, bicycling, jogging and brisk walking, improves function and capacity of heart and lungs, and cause weight loss. Aerobic activity generally has a low to moderate intensity and can thus be sustained for a longer duration. It thus  burns over the duration of the exercise time and is imperative for conditioning a healthy heart.

♥ Anaerobic activity targets large or small muscle groups, involves short bursts of strenuous exertion, followed by periods of rest. In other words, anaerobic activity is highly intense and is limited to short-lasting.

Anaerobic exercises: track sprints, weight lifting, power lifting and other resistance training, increases lean body mass, improves balance, muscular strength and muscular endurance. Anaerobic goes beyond fat burn, into what we call sugar burn, however from both the excess of of oxygen consumed as the respiratory system is recovering, fat burn results beyond duration. Furthermore, the more muscle tissue broken down and rebuilt, creates more metabolic active tissue in the body, which too increases fat consumption.

Both exercise types can improve blood cholesterol levels, blood pressure and glucose tolerance.

Bottom line:

incorporate both into your exercise routines for an overall mind, body, balance and endurance makeover.

Continuing the theme of FIVE-IN-MAY  – why not challenge yourself to incorporating a variety of 5 different aerobic and anaerobic exercises each week in May.

 

 

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES

ALWAYS IN SEASON FOR HEALTH

Summer is around the corner, and that means a great opportunity to lots of variety in fruits and veggies will begin to appear in the grocery stores.

Fresh fruits and vegetables are most nutritious and best tasting when they are picked at their peak. It is thus important to recognize the signs of good quality and freshness.

Before buying any product, make sure it is of high quality. Take time to observe the environment where produce items are located. Is the area organized and clean? Some fruits and vegetables need to be kept at a certain temperature to maintain peak freshness.

Bruised or wilted foods suggest they were not handled properly and/or they are past their prime. Damaged areas or bruises can increase spoilage and such produce tend to lose nutrients.

Picking your own selection of fruits or vegetables tends to increase quality when compared to buying prepackaged fruits or vegetables that have already been bagged for convenience.

Often, using frozen fruits or vegetables is another option. Frozen fruits and vegetables are a convenient way to store produce items for extended periods of times. It might also be more practical to buy frozen fruits that may not always be available fresh.

Canned fruits can also offer convenience.  They already been cooked, sealed and processed and thus any nutrients can be retained due to peak quality picking and efficient canning.

When it comes to fresh, frozen or canned produce, use what best fits your lifestyle. The main goal is incorporate a variety of fruits and vegetables

SOME GREAT TIPS ON PREPARING SATISFYING AND HEALTHFUL MEALS

When selecting fresh peaches, look for firm but well-colored fruit. They should be in their prime in July. Avoid green peaches, since they will not ripen once plucked. Although they will soften, they lack a good flavor.

Buy avocados slightly underripe. They should be almost firm when pressure is applied. Avocados ripen quickly at room temperature, and placing them in a brown paper bag hastens the process.

A sure test for checking corn on the cob for freshness is to puncture a kernel with a sharp object. Ripe corn will spurt “milk” if pressed; underripe corn will contain a watery liquid, and overripe corn will have tough kernels.

 

RECIPES FOR THE SEASON

Rhubarb-Vanilla Compote

4 servings, ½  cup each

Ingredients:

4 cups diced rhubarb,

½  cup sugar, ¼  tsp cinnamon,

½  tsp vanilla

Preparation:

1. Combine rhubarb, sugar and cinnamon in a medium saucepan. Bring to a simmer over medium-high heat; reduce heat to a gentle simmer and cook until the rhubarb begins to break down, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in vanilla.

Nutrition:

Per serving: 124 calories; 0 g fat ( 0 g sat , 0 g mono ); 0 mg cholesterol; 31 g carbohydrates; 1 g protein; 2 g fiber; 5 mg sodium; 353 mg potassium.

Nutrition Bonus: Vitamin C (15% daily value).

 

Kiwi Sorbet

(10 one cup servings)

1 cup water

¾ cup raw sugar

1 vanilla bean

10 kiwifruit, peeled and halved

1 tsp fresh lemon juice

2 tablespoons of rum or vodka (optional)  – alcohol helps keep sorbet soft and scoopable.

In med. saucepan, combine water and sugar, bringing to boil until sugar is dissolved. Lower heat and simmer for 2 – 4 mins (or slight reduction). Turn off heat. Add vanilla bean. Cover and let cool to room temperature.  (remove vanilla bean, set aside as syrup)

Blend kiwi until smooth. Whisk blended kiwi and syrup, rum and lemon juice. Pour into ice cream maker and freeze according to the equipments instructions. Once frozen, transfer into airtight container. Can be stored in freezer and is good for up to 2 weeks.

If alcohol is not used, remove sorbet from freezer at least 10 mins prior to serving, since it freezes harder without the alcohol.

 

HAVE A HEALTHY MAY – see you fitter, stronger, faster and healthier in June !!

 

 

APRIL 2013 NEWSLETTER

This is an exciting month! The weather is now prime for starting gardens of fruits and vegetables, while getting some great exercise at the same time. Also, this month has a special week- 18th-24th- which is “Turn off your T.V. week”.

Are you ready for the challenge?  Here is some assistance:

 The Garden:

What do you need to know to have a successful and healthy garden? Follow these tips and you will be well on your way!

  • Finding the right high quality seeds or buy plants and not bother with the seeds.
  • If using seeds you will need starter trays. These can bepurchased fairly cheap at your local walmart.  Buy good mixture of dirt and fertilizer to start in the trays.
  • Plant 2-3 in each separate once big. Keep moist. Don’t put anything in ground until after last frost.
  • Growing seeds indoors until they are ready to plant outside when the season is right. Always give plenty of sunlight.
  • Turn ground over using a hoe, roots from grass and weeds removed. Take hoe, plants and water. Pull the dirt back to leave a whole big enough to cover the roots and some of the stem. Plant in rolls all the way across and then water well.

Good Luck and Enjoy!

No T.V., now what?

Regardless of what role the television serves in your life, whether it is a part-time

“babysitter”, your primary form of relaxation, or just a form of entertainment, it can be a very freeing experience to unplug for an entire week.

Here are some suggestions to fully embrace the t.v. vacation.

Ÿ Reacquaint with a friend or family member you haven’t spoke with in a while.

Ÿ Relax outside with a good book, magazine, Suduko, journal, or any other activity you like. Try it with a glass of red wine and some music.

Ÿ Go for a walk with the kids or dog or yourself!

Ÿ Try out a yoga or spin class. Or sign up for dancing lessons.

On day one, brainstorm a “buck-list” for yourself, really consider what your interests are or what you have always wanted to try, even if you are scared to. Now is the time to DO IT! Challenge yourself for just a week.

Let’s Dance!

This is a great and fun way to socialize, mix and mingle while staying physically fit at the same time. Exercise doesn’t have to be just from hitting the gym or the pavement, anything that gets your heart rate pumping is helping improve your healthy physically and mentally. Doctors have proclaimed the health benefits of social and ballroom dancing because it involves the entire body and can be less intense, which may be needed with some folks.

Dancing for 30-40 continuous minutes can torch 200-400 calories which is equivalent to walking, swimming, or cycling! Also, due to the side-to side motion it can help with the prevention or slow the loss of bone mass associated with osteoporosis. So, the bottom line? Go sign up for the quick step or the Mambo and dance the night away!

 

GRAIN TEASER

Ever get confused or lost when trying to pick out the best whole grain cracker? You’re not alone!

Manufacturers can use a variety of words to make you think the product is better than it is. Here’s how to tell the good from the bad:

  • Be skeptical of buzzwords: “multigrain” and “stone ground” are not synonymous with “whole grain.” And it may say “contains whole grain” or “made with whole grain” which does not mean it’s 100% whole grain.
  • Read labels for the first ingredient:  Look for whole wheat or other whole grain as the first second ingredient.
  • Check sodium: Even healthy crackers can be high in sodium.
  • Careful of fat loading traps: like cheese or sour cream dips. Try a bean dip or salsa instead. Or use very sparingly and only once in a while as a treat.

 

HOW ARE YOU DOING, PLATE?

Serving sizes have significantly increased from what they used to be, and the portions of meat and starch has also grown out of proportion. This could be one facet of the still growing obesity epidemic. So here is what your plate should look like for a high variety meal that is delicious and satisfying.   Pic of plate

½ plate vegetables: Fill half your plate with a colorful assortment of different vegetables for good nutrition and tastes to please your palate.

¼  plate lean protein: Low-fat proteins are good for your heart and better for your waistline. Bake, broil, or grill your way to a delicious and healthy meal.

¼  plate starches: Whole-grain starches are good for your heart and keep you feeling fuller longer. While foods like yams, potatoes and corn are considered vegetables, they are high in starch and should be placed on this part of your plate.

RECIPE OF THE MONTH

Vegetable Kabobs with Marinade   (8 servings)

 Marinade:

1/2 c. oil,

2 T lemon juice,

2 T soy sauce,

2 tsp Worcestershire sauce,

1 lg crushed garlic clove,

2 tsp oregano,

2 tsp savory,

½ tsp rosemary,

2 tsp basil

Vegetables:

12 new potatoes (steamed 15 minutes before marinating),

1 red pepper (cut 1 ½   inch squares)

1 yellow or green pepper (cut 1 ½ inch squares),

12 mushrooms (cut in half),

4 sm zucchini (cut 3/4 inch)

12 artichoke hearts,

1 sm. eggplant, cubed (peel, salt and let sit  ½  hour. Rinse and pat dry, then marinate).

 

Prepare eggplant and potatoes. Cut rest of vegetables, put in a container. Marinade all vegetables mininum 1 hour.

Thread on skewers grill 15-25 min.

HAVE A HEALTHY MONTH,

Ilana